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Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.