Go jokes
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.