Go Jokes

I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

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A cartoon fish with a shocked expression is sitting on a toilet with their pants down. They are in front of a laptop, and the text says, "I'm going to ask you to please turn on the camera and unmute the microphone". Me:

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.