Go jokes
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!