Go jokes
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."