Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Minecraft Suicide
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Listen here, genius. This "joke" implies that real life is so bad that our poster would rather commit suicide to go to Minecraft. But here's a fact for ya, according to the great Google, people who make these types of "jokes" actually have an IQ that's only slightly higher than a rock.
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