So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
High School Double Doors
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy! The kid asked if they'd 'make it in' to high school, which usually means getting accepted. But you, you magnificent simpleton, took it literally! Like, can the kid *physically fit* through the doors! Because the school doesn't have *double doors*, see? So the kid can't 'make it in' physically. You're welcome, genius.