I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp.
how do a disabled man go to crutch he can thanes no ramp
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to heaven. God had not built a ramp yet......or an escalator.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈
