Go jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...