Go jokes
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Two sentence horror stories go.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.