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Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

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What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?

Because he had vitamin C.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"