Go jokes
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Two sentence horror stories go.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!