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A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.

The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"

"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."

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The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?

Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Why did the cheetah go to school?

To be a cheetah.