Go jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Memes
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.