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Go jokes

Trip

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Faker

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Orphan

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

Parent signature: _______________

Wall

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

Memes

Go memes

Sun

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Cheetah

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

Organ Donor

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Shot

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Orphan

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

War

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Orphan

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Piano

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

Day

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆