I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Woah there, buddy. Looks like you're trying to make a joke about... unaliving yourself. See, the joke is that the person wants to end their life quickly (kilometers per second) and is talking about hurting themself with a credit card reader. This joke ain't funny, it's just sad. And you're probably not that smart, since you thought this was a good joke to tell.
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