Go jokes
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
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Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
I go beep like a Jeep.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.