Go jokes

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!