Go jokes

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

What do sperm say while just in?

"We need to go deeper."

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.

Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.

Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"

"Yeah, I'm taking her home."

He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?

"Do you need help packing your shit?"

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.