Go jokes
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Someday you'll go far.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.