Go jokes

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his ICE checked.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.