Going Out for Milk

  • What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

    "There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, genius. So, the joke is that the dad is going out to get milk, but instead of coming back like a normal dad, he's implying he's not coming back, because he says "I love you" and mentions money for pizza. It's funny because it's sad, just like your life.

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  • Can you stop running away from my dad?He can’t get u.

    Mysterious Owl Monkey

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