What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Going Out for Milk
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius. So, the joke is that the dad is going out to get milk, but instead of coming back like a normal dad, he's implying he's not coming back, because he says "I love you" and mentions money for pizza. It's funny because it's sad, just like your life.
Thxrny_Dev
Can you stop running away from my dad?He can’t get u.