As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Farmer's Lament
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how this dude thought he could ditch the farm life 'cause Ligue 1 (that's a soccer league, for you intellectuals) was gettin' fancy. But then Pessi (that's Lionel Messi, the soccer guy) showed up, and suddenly the league went downhill. Now, the dude's gotta go back to shoveling cow manure. Get it? It's funny 'cause he blames Messi for his crappy life!
Anonymous
I don't get it