Go jokes
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.