Go jokes
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"