Go jokes
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂