Go jokes
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.