Go jokes

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?