Go jokes

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.