Go jokes
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...