Go jokes
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
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