Go jokes
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”