Go jokes

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.