Go jokes

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...