Go jokes
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?