Go jokes

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*