Nonce Jokes


What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

hee hee 100

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.




Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow



What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?

White Vans


Whats worse than having ants in your pants?




What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns



What is a nonces favourite toy….? You


No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!


in Orphan

There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.


Site nearly as dead as my trim


what do you call a once that's a insect

a creepy crawly


“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021




My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow


@shelby denver is a massive nonce xx