Nonce Jokes

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

Whats worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?

White Vans

Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow

Whats worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

What is a nonces favourite toy….? You

“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021

NONCE

No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!

Site nearly as dead as my trim

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

what do you call a once that's a insect

a creepy crawly

@shelby denver is a massive nonce xx