Nonce Jokes

hee hee 100

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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BaldeyLocks

Whats worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

Anonymous

What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

Anonymous

What’s a paedophiles favourite footwear?

White Vans

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

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Anonymousyamam

What is a nonces favourite toy….? You

CGree1

“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021

Anonymous

Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow

Adam

NONCE

Chris

No such thing as peados… it’s all nonce-sense!

Bumhole

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

Anonymous11

what do you call a once that’s a insect

a creepy crawly

Anonymous

@shelby denver is a massive nonce xx

Anonymous

Site nearly as dead as my trim