whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Nonce Jokes
Whats worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What’s a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
What is a nonces favourite toy….? You
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow
NONCE
No such thing as peados… it’s all nonce-sense!
My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow
what do you call a once that’s a insect
a creepy crawly
@shelby denver is a massive nonce xx
Site nearly as dead as my trim