Nonce Jokes

hee hee 100

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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BaldeyLocks

Whats worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

Anonymous

What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

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Anonymous

What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?

White Vans

Anonymous

Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow

Synonymousry

Whats worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

Anonymousyamam

What is a nonces favourite toy….? You

CGree1

“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021

Adam

NONCE

Chris

No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!

Anonymous

Site nearly as dead as my trim

Bumhole

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

Anonymous11

what do you call a once that's a insect

a creepy crawly

Anonymous

@shelby denver is a massive nonce xx