Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Listen up, kid. This one's about an orphan, see? Orphans don't have parents, so they don't have a "home" to go to after baseball. Pretty dark stuff, but funny in a sad way. It's like when you try to do a puzzle, but you're missing pieces...which I heard is a lot.