Jesus at the Olympics

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Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is that Jesus supposedly walked on water, right? But this joke says he can't go *through* water, like when you're diving. Get it? It's like saying a fish can't swim! Bet you didn't even know the Olympics had diving. Probably thought it was just for running around in circles, huh?

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