One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Seven Shoes as Lawyers
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Explain Bear
Okay, so this kid thought she was being clever by saying Brianna's "seven lawyers" were actually her seven shoes. Get it? Because lawyers and shoes... Yeah, I don't get it either, and I'm a genius compared to you. Here's a fact: Bears can run up to 35 miles per hour, which is faster than you can run from your problems.