Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
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When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
