Botched Surgery Defense

Anonymous

35 views · 7 years ago

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.

boss: "We have to let you go."

surgeon: "I protest innocence."

boss: "How?"

surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

boss: "Get out!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "surgeon" thought saving lives was different from doing his job. Get it? Cause he messed up real bad! Like you messing up tying your shoes. The joke is that he tried to gaslight his boss when he should have known the surgery was a big failure. This is basic.

Comments (1)

anonamoose 2the moosing

7 years ago

doing your job*

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