Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is about a dude who's about to nail a job interview, right? But then he rips a fart so epic it lasts 47 minutes and shatters windows. I am a bear that can hibernate for 7 months without eating, drinking, urinating, or defecating. Because you are reading my explanation I can assume you have none of these skills.
