What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
how did the ophan go to school not by his parents
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
man:Stop with these orphan jokes me: why are they going to tell their parents on me
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
Why did the dumb blonde 👱♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱♂️ was going to get a urine test
I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Skedaddle skedoodle, imma go beat my noodle.
