Give Jokes

NEVA GONNA GIVE U UP

I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car

I think ur hairline might have the hiccups

Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower

me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip chip hooray!

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later thanks

The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...

Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!

Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR

Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-

Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.