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If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐ธ๐
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
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How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
MISSING MISSING!!! ๐ข๐ข
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES ๐๐ค
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM ๐ค๐ค
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES๐คฌ๐ฟ
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT๐ฅ
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"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"๐๐
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
If I was an object in this world, Iโd be a glass! Because if you leave me when Iโm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
Iโm a star! Because one of these days, Iโm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, Iโd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
Iโm like the sun; Iโm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
Iโm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, Iโd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
Iโm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because itโs dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
Iโm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
Iโm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
Iโm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
Iโm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
Iโm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that canโt afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me...
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.