How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a blonde doing dumb stuff. Like, she thinks taking away TV from a blind kid is a punishment? And then she spanks her kid who can't even walk? She ain't using her brain, which, based on you reading this, is something you know all too well.