Cube jokes
Gan cube prices?
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.