Cube jokes
Gan cube prices?
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Memes
I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"