Nail Salon Visit Gone Wrong: Length and Assumptions Don't Match Up. BF or Nails? Hmm...Let's Bet On It!!! 

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you silly goose. You see, the joke here is about a nail technician who assumes the customer wants a boyfriend, and then gives her short nails because she thinks she looks lesbian. She then bets a customer that the customer would leave without paying because of this. I'm so BASED I can smell your stupidity.