Cell Phone Ring

What did the cell phone say to his wife?

"I will give you a ring."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is all about a pun. See, when the cell phone says "I will give you a ring", it sounds like he's promising jewelry. But, duh, phones also "ring" when someone calls. It's like saying you're gonna call someone, but using the word "ring" in a sneaky way. You probably send smoke signals.