Thanksgiving Turkey vs. Kid

  • What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?

    I only stuff the turkey.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it's messed up. The dude is saying he'd rather stuff a turkey than his own kid. That's dark, man! Also, Thanksgiving? You prolly just eat whatever slop gets tossed your way, huh?

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