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I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
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Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?