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Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.