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What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
I keep getting ads about belly fat.