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Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the airport.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.

What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

When my dog barks, he gets ruff.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

Why do elephants never get rich?

Because they work for peanuts!