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Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
lol so true
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹