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Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. ššš
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
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me when i do not get the math in class
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. š It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but Iām going to be at the car š when Iām at my car. š What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.