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These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
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Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.