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Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!