What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
David Bowie's Musical Inspiration
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the words "beats." One meaning of "beats" is the rhythm in music, but another meaning is to "beat" someone, like a kid getting a spanking. So, the joke is saying David Bowie gets the rhythm for his music from hitting his kids. Dark, right? You probably think that's okay, because you can't understand simple jokes.