When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Inventor Jokes
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP π
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
βRIPβ Cai Lun.
