When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP π
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
