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Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Real 😔
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.