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If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
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What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
I don't get mitosis.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
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Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?