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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I don't get mitosis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!