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I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.