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Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.