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Bus ride

    • "Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

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    • Pineapple

    • Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.

    The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.

    The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"

    The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

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    Ocean

    • What does the ocean do to its friends?

    It waves.

    (*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Orphan

    • "Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

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    • Yo mama

    • Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

    Water

    • Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

    Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

    Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

    Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

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    • Deal

    • I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

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    • Twin Towers

    • What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

    When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

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    • Guy

    • This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

    Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

    http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

    You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

    Loss

    • Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.

    You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.

    Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"

    You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?

    Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.

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