Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklenuts! This joke is about your momma being so obese that it takes a financial company like "Nationwide" 3 years to reach her good side. It's funny because it implies she's so wide, it's like crossing a whole damn country!
Truffle Shuffle
Ah, you butchered the joke. Big time