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Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
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Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!