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Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.