Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Get Jokes
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
