Get jokes

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?

They both get really high.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?

To get his RHYMES in TUNE.

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)