Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
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What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
