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What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

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