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Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
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I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.