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Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.