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Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."