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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Whatβs one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because thatβs the only love they will get.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
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Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Whatβs the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.