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Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
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What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.