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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.