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My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
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Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...