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You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.