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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.