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Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.