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The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Memes
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.