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Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.