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Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
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What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
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Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩