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Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Memes
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.