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What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Memes
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.