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How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.