Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that apples "get picked" from trees, but orphans also "get picked," like, chosen for adoption. Get it? It's funny because it uses the same words, but it's about something sad, like you trying to understand this joke.