Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Egg vs Wank
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, the joke is that you can beat an egg, which is normal cooking stuff, but the sentence is left unfinished so that you think it's going to say, "you can't beat a wank," which refers to masturbation. It's funny because it uses double meaning, and you are probably the kind of person who laughs at that!
Dogzbolloxed
Don't write jokes wen ur druunnnk
Jcy
how d u know that he is druuuunk.....did u bought him a bottle
Your Mom
do you mean buy him a bottle?