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Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!