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Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.