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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
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Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Memes
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!