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Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Memes
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.