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When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Memes
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!