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What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
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Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"