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Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Memes
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)