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Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.