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My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

What do you call a parent that is pregnant?

Buy one, get one free.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?