Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Dwarfs and Cars
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Explain Bear
Listen here, kid. The joke is that dwarfs are vertically challenged, get it? They short! And cars? They made for regular sized folk. So, a dwarf tryina' drive a car? He ain't reachin' the pedals or seein' over the wheel! It's a height thing, dingus. You probably play with toy cars, don't you? Figures.