Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Orphans in GTA 5
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is that orphans don't get five stars in Grand Theft Auto 5 because they are "not wanted," which is a play on words. In the game, a five-star wanted level means the player is heavily pursued by the police. But for orphans, "not wanted" refers to their lack of parents or family who want them. Get it now, bonehead?