Vampire Snowman Cross

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

    Frostbite.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. You take a vampire, which is cold-blooded and spooky, and a snowman, who's made of literal ice. Mix 'em, and BAM! You get frostbite. It's like when your brain freezes from trying to understand basic stuff, which, judging by your questions, happens a lot.

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