What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
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Alright, listen up, you egghead! The joke is that the person telling it is implying they don't get any action, see? Like, they wish they were an egg because at least eggs get laid. Get it? You probably don't, since you still think the Earth is flat, ya dingus!