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Anonymous · 8 years ago

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

Elf

User 👍 · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Tiger

Swf · 1 year ago

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Country

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 9 months ago

A four-panel meme contrasting Americans and Germans in their reactions to criticism. The top left panel, labeled "Americans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The top right panel shows a crying, glasses-wearing man (Wojak) screaming, "NOOOO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD." The bottom left panel, labeled "Germans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The bottom right panel shows another stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Sprich deutsch du hurensohn."

Beer

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥 · 2 years ago

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Combat

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Black and white image with Spongebob and Sandy dressed up like soldiers from World War I. Sandy is on the left, and Spongebob is on the right. The image is captioned: "A German and American soldier engaged in hand to hand combat during World War 1 in the trenches. "No man's land", circa 1917."

Cold War

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Bernese Mountain Dog is biting a German stick grenade. The grenade has German text on the side.

Slur

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

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A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".

Sibling

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Iceberg

WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Rule 34

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A meme featuring an anthropomorphic monkey-like character wearing an orange hat and smoking, looking pensive or sad. Overlay text reads: '50 RULES THAT GERMANS HAD TO FOLLOW BECAUSE OF HITLER. THE WORST ONE IS #34 😟. SEARCH RULE 34 HITLER TO LEARN MORE.'

Minecraft

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An image from the game Minecraft shows a structure built with dark blocks. The text on the image says "minecraft but in german version".

Book burning

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A black and white photograph shows a large pile of burning books at night, with a crowd of people standing around watching. The text above the image describes the destruction of Magnus Hirschfeld's library of sexual research by Germans in Berlin 89 years ago, noting his work as an LGBT rights advocate and pioneer in sex reassignment surgeries. It concludes by stating the books contained "degenerate LGBT propaganda" and urges readers to remember which books the National Socialists burned.

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