100+ Best German Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

Diary

Wade · 3 years ago

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Sentence

Swf · 1 year ago

With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Beer

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥 · 2 years ago

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Bar

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

Character

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Politics

Hitler follower · 3 years ago

What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!

Hitler

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

Rape

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Sparkling Water

Aha · 8 years ago

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Combat

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Black and white image with Spongebob and Sandy dressed up like soldiers from World War I. Sandy is on the left, and Spongebob is on the right. The image is captioned: "A German and American soldier engaged in hand to hand combat during World War 1 in the trenches. "No man's land", circa 1917."

Language

Swf · 2 years ago

A chart comparing German and English. The German words 'du', 'dich', 'dir', 'Sie', 'Ihnen', 'ihr', and 'euch' are listed next to the English word 'you'. On the left side is the rage face, on the right side the troll face.

Country

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago

A four-panel meme contrasting Americans and Germans in their reactions to criticism. The top left panel, labeled "Americans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The top right panel shows a crying, glasses-wearing man (Wojak) screaming, "NOOOO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD." The bottom left panel, labeled "Germans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The bottom right panel shows another stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Sprich deutsch du hurensohn."

Son

Erichh · 3 years ago

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Elf

User 👍 · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Germany

JaBe mistr 😃 · 1 year ago

An image displaying the German flag with black, red, and yellow horizontal stripes. Overlaid on the flag, in white capital letters, is the text 'IN GERMANY' at the top, followed by a very long German word 'RINDLEISCHETIKETTIERUNGSÜBERWACHUNGSAUFGABENÜBERTRAGUNGSGESETZ' across the red stripe, and then 'IS A WORD' at the bottom.

Iceberg

WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Language

Anime Boy · 2 years ago

A comparison between German and English pronouns for 'you'. German has multiple forms while English uses just one. The text in the image says 'Deutsch ist eine einfache Sprache' which means 'German is an easy language'. On the left, there's a person pointing angrily, on the right a person is laughing.

Slur

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

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A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Bernese Mountain Dog is biting a German stick grenade. The grenade has German text on the side.

Community talk

Alain

Guten Morgen Amerika

J0eyjordisonsleftball

GUTEN MORGENNNN

Yellow (gelb)

Hello I’m from the German site