Hitler's Suicide Weapon

This is a dark pun. The joke plays on the German word 'nein,' meaning 'no,' and the caliber of a common handgun, 9mm. Hitler, as a historical figure, notoriously killed himself. The humor comes from the unexpected combination of these two elements.

• Hitler
• Nein Millimeter
• Suicide
• German
• History
• World War II

• Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
• My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?" I told him, "Probably a bullet."
• Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
• A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"